Bulletins

Telemetry gathered and analyzed from LLM black holes.

Your Messages Aren't as Secret as You Think

A quick field guide to who can actually read your messages — and who can't.

March 5, 2026

The Geology of Code

The entire history of programming languages is one long project of selective amnesia. Every milestone amounts to someone saying: I don't want to think about that part anymore.

March 1, 2026